Chronic halitosis survey: Are you aware when your breath is a little less than fresh? Like perhaps when it?

smells like a hot buzzard carcass that's been cooking in a locked up car on a 117 degree day in Phoenix? This dude just walked into my cube and...




smells like a hot buzzard carcass that's been cooking in a locked up car on a 117 degree day in Phoenix?

This dude just walked into my cube and I could smell his breath before he even opened my mouth.

I think I died a little inside.
I meant before he opened HIS mouth, not mine. Smart azzez!

He knows its putrid smelling. I think he's in a bizarre way trying to hump you

14 Responses to “Chronic halitosis survey: Are you aware when your breath is a little less than fresh? Like perhaps when it?”

  1. 2-Dogs Nuetered says:

    He knows its putrid smelling. I think he's in a bizarre way trying to hump you
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  2. bobbo195 says:

    you smelled his breath before he opened your mouth, why was he opening your mouth?
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  3. WIL says:

    my halitosis smells of man junk since i turned gay..

    I'm still open to offers though if you promise to scratch your @ss and watch football with me
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  4. ≤ Flattery Operated © says:

    EW how and why would he open your mouth? Is this you that you're really talking about, cause you said "my mouth."
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  5. MrsEvilGenius says:

    Before he opened YOUR mouth? Hmmmmmmm

    You need some fresh air Honey…. open a window (and push him out)

    :)
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  6. BJgirl says:

    ROFLMAO!!! My ex had halitosis even tho he brushed 8 million times a day….he never really discovered mouthwash or new toothbrushes,unless I bought them….so nasty!

    Shes so disgusted she doesnt even know what she typing…poor cel
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  7. ♥ ♥HONESTY RULES♥♥ says:

    That's when you start throwing tic tacs at their head until they run out crying♥
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  8. Gina says:

    He likes to invade your personal bubble hehe
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  9. Styles Gagan says:

    Is that why you offered me gum… and then a peppermint.. and then a toothbrush.. and then mouthwash.. and then a punch in the face??

    I thought you were just being a hospitable host.. now I know better!
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  10. Angus Beefhart says:

    He must have eaten in the cafeteria. Those Anchovy omelets are pretty rough.
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  11. Mike H In New Orleans says:

    Did you offer him a breath mint or a toilet brush?
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  12. catz says:

    That's when you need to whip out that gum, what's it called? I don't know, but the gal always says "dirty mouth?"
    found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TxVJAkwbqA
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  13. bgbbill says:

    go to CVS, they sell these white masks that go over the mouth, nose and fit behind the ears.
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  14. cassandras_evil_sister2 says:

    start keeping gum in ur desk and be a good friend and pass it out…….often!!!!!! :)
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