Garlic breath cures!!!?

I ate a mountain of garlic last night and am now going out tonight, unfortunatly i stink!!! Any miracle cures? If you have any enemies, go see them no...




I ate a mountain of garlic last night and am now going out tonight, unfortunatly i stink!!! Any miracle cures?

If you have any enemies, go see them now and breathe as hard and long on them as you can. Take advantage of your situation instead of crying in your beer.
Brush your teeth, gargle with vinegar, eat an onion, and go to bed and cover your head for three days?
Ok, I do not know. Why did I try to help you? Sorry.

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18 Responses to “Garlic breath cures!!!?”

  1. pixellizedness says:

    Brush your teeth
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  2. mejulieandteddy says:

    Parsley,eat it up it gets rid of stench
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  3. needy says:

    There is no cure for it trust me, my husband the other night eat a ton of garlic on his garlic bread and for two days he slept on the couch cuz the smell made me sick
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  4. Oana P says:

    eat some coffe beans
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  5. im an er says:

    nope and afraid your not gonna pull now
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  6. kayef57 says:

    You should go out with me, because I love garlic, though everyone says I stink. The only cure that I know of is time, or maybe exercise, you can sweat it out.
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  7. angelina.rose says:

    Chew on parsley
    Brush your teeth & tongue
    Have a long bath/shower

    Should be fine for tonight
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  8. Wez says:

    No miracle cures but dont date a vampire,, just in case !!!
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  9. Sharon 2 says:

    Apparently parsley is supposed to help.
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  10. suzairspliff says:

    Eat fresh parsley but try do some excersise too….if you sweat when your out you will small of garlic.

    Parsley will get rid of the breath though !
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  11. grannywinkie says:

    If you have any enemies, go see them now and breathe as hard and long on them as you can. Take advantage of your situation instead of crying in your beer.
    Brush your teeth, gargle with vinegar, eat an onion, and go to bed and cover your head for three days?
    Ok, I do not know. Why did I try to help you? Sorry.
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    crazy me

  12. danna says:

    Eat a bunch of parsley that should help, and take a packet of polo's out with you or some gum, but chewing gum is never very nice when out, man or woman, it looks cheap! go for the parsley ,
    not alot you can do about it, personally I love garlic, and it is also very good for you! keep on eating it.
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  13. sabretruthcentral says:

    Vinegar does most things, try a bit of that in your gobhole!
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  14. oldtart74 says:

    Parsley Parsley Parsley

    Thats about all u can do- breath mints wont get rid of the pong
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  15. belshawdavid says:

    more garlic
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  16. Y Y says:

    What happened to eating an Apple? I thought that always helped. Forgot 'bout the parsley. -)
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  17. charlie c says:

    the best cure i have found to get rid of my garlic breath is to have oral s*x with my girlfriend, after all everyone loves the smell of pu*sy, even you girls ;-)
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  18. Take a teaspoon of mustard swish it around your mouth for a minute before spitting it out. Then take another half-teaspoon and swallow; this will go down to the stomach and kill the smell throughout your body.

    Sometimes, the stench of garlic/onion can get into your lungs, so that when you breathe the smell remains. Eating mustard kills this effect.

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